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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u
can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a
pillow.
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Added by ASIM ZAHEER UD DIN 03426086664 on 19-08-2010, 01:50 AM |
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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u
can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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Added by ASIM ZAHEER UD DIN 03426086664 on 19-08-2010, 01:48 AM |
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Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe
pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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Added by ASIM ZAHEER UD DIN 03426086664 on 19-08-2010, 01:27 AM |
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billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo
kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti
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Added by ASIM ZAHEER UD DIN 03426086664 on 19-08-2010, 01:22 AM |
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ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander
garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.
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Added by ASIM ZAHEER UD DIN 03426086664 on 19-08-2010, 01:20 AM |
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If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take
u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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Added by ASIM ZAHEER UD DIN 03426086664 on 19-08-2010, 01:20 AM |
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FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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Added by ASIM ZAHEER UD DIN 03426086664 on 19-08-2010, 01:19 AM |
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Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi
hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi
hu
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Added by ASIM ZAHEER UD DIN 03426086664 on 19-08-2010, 01:18 AM |
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Teacher:- bina ruke batao.
Bharat ki rashtrapati ?,
kutubminar kaha he ?,
Shatabdi ki raftar
Kyahe ?
Murgi kya deti he ?
Student :- Pratibha Delhi me 140km/h ki raftar se ande deti he.
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Added by avi on 12-08-2010, 07:00 AM |
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mar li gand unki sapne me,
to uth gaya eitbar lode se,
tharmameter ka rivaj
nahihai,
nap
legenbukhar lode se,
mijrab unhone apni chut me rakh li,
to bajao sitar lode
se,
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Added by Rinku on 12-06-2010, 05:55 AM |
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jo sms bhejti hai wo fool hote hai jo sms padte hai wo blady fool hote hai.l mai khooch bhee nahi
bhejta is liye me khuch bhe nahi hun
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Added by ashish on 08-09-2009, 08:47 AM |
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Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand
receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
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Added by abbas on 08-08-2009, 08:20 AM |
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Kia Apkay Sar Pr Seenghh Hein?
Now, Just Check It...
checked?
Nahi
Hein?
Nahi
R U Sure?
Yes.
Koi Baat Nahi.
Gadhay K b Nahi
Hote.
shahzadjaan85@yahoo/gmail/hotmail.com
0345-6267813.
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Added by Shahzad Jaan from Punjab. on 03-08-2009, 10:57 PM |
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Door ganoon may 1 basti thee,
jahan per randian basti thee,
unki gand my itni masti
thee,
jitnadalo hansti thee
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Added by kannan on 25-10-2008, 12:52 AM |
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Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No !
It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass
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Added by Ali on 18-10-2008, 02:14 AM |
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3 Facts of the world..
Fact 1: U cannot touch all ur teeth with ur tongue;
Fact 2: After reading
the 1st fact..All fools try it!
Fact 3: Fact 1 is false.
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Added by Stev on 28-09-2008, 01:20 AM |
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A meeting is to be held in jungle. The attenders are..
Tiger, bear, snake, elephant, fox, monkey,
but it has not yet
started.. Why!!!!!
Because the DONKEY is busy in reading this SMS.
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Added by Raj on 28-09-2008, 01:20 AM |
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If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are
stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
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Added by Cute jing on 27-09-2008, 12:34 AM |
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If u don”t mind
If u don”t feel bad
If don”t hesitate
Please……
give me
a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss……
kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon……
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Added by Alhan on 27-09-2008, 12:34 AM |
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4 roses just for u
1st for frienship
2nd for wealth
3rd for hapiness
and the last one is for
kan ke upar laga lena mast lagega
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Added by Meeraj on 02-09-2008, 06:13 PM |
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